My latest coupon scores:
1. Got a coupon in the mail for two 25 dollar gift cards with two new prescriptions at CVS. At my last doctor visit, I asked for two scripts: ibuprofen and cortisone ointment. These generic meds cost me 3.50 each. For my 7 dollar investment, I got 50 bucks!!! Now I will use more coupons to buy makeup when I use the gift cards.
2. Wyeth promotion. Bought 4 tiny bottles of Motrin at 2 bucks each and now am receiving a 100 dollar Visa gift card in the mail for my purchase.
Yes. I rock.

Others ways in which I rock. Don't read this, boys. I have not gotten a period since my surgery and it is possible I may never have one again. I have my fingers crossed.